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Investing Guide

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Greetings, valued user and investor!

Are you unsure about how to maximise your profits? Are you losing your assets after investing in quality products? Fret not! By simply following the informative guide provided by PorcBanc™'s top stock brokers and sales assistants, you'll be a master at making profits on PorcoTrade™ in no time!*

(* Note: Guarantees or promises made by PorcBanc and its affiliated subsidiaries are intended for marketing purposes only and do not hold any legal value.)

Price Fluctuation

Pork Market supply and demand forces the value of the available stocks to shift over time. While we at PorcoTrade™ absolutely assure that all investee companies are of the utmost consistent quality, lesser consumers often cannot afford to appreciate their true value. As a result, approximately every 15 hours, the price of the stocks available will fluctuate.

Once you have purchased shares in our top brand offers, the value of those shares will change with the value of the stocks. This means that after the stocks have gone up, your theoretical profits will go up as well! Once the value has improved a significant amount, you may easily convert your shares back into cash via the the My Investments page, through which process you may appreciate the valuable money you have made for PorcBanc™ and your own financial journey.

“Buy Low, Sell High”

To ensure you use PorcoTrade™'s CrypticCurrency system to the fullest, it is recommended to invest in a variety of low-value stocks for companies that are not in high demand.

Investing in lower-priced stocks means that you as an investor will be able to purchase a larger quantity, which means that if the price of these stocks rises, you will see larger profits due to holding a larger number of shares.

Diversification of Assets

We here at PorcBanc™ would never condone putting all one's eggs in one basket — if said basket were to get eaten by a pig, one would be in trouble then, no?

As such, we recommend investing in a broad variety of stocks. By investing in a wider range of stocks, you insulate yourself against the risk of one of your holdings losing value.

Of course, this strategy also means that should a stock go up in value, you may not see as much benefit as you would have if you had invested entirely in that one stock. So if, like many, you enjoy living dangerously, please feel free to disregard this advice. Investing in large numbers of shares of one stock can pay off, if one gets lucky and the stock's price suddenly goes up.

Comparison: The Thief of Joy?

Using our investors page you can compare your profits to other equally valuable and completely indispensable investors at any time. PorcBanc™ 99% guarantees that all profits will be withdrawable at an unset future date for our top 7 contributors. All other participants will be rewarded with the invaluable knowledge that they have assisted PorcBanc™ in our mission to change the world.

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