PorcoTrade™

Welcome to the former home of PorcoTrade, part of the Starmen.net EBFGPS 2024! The PorcoTrade stonks event has ended, but that doesn't necessarily mean the story has!

Trade Stories

While the trading platform may no longer be active, our community, Starmen.net, is still very much about a series of individual users, each bringing stories that make up parts of a world that can never be destroyed, no matter how much others wish for its failure! As a proof of how we're still around, everyone who has ever, or wants to make an account on Starmen.net is welcome to do so! And we have a thread or two completely designed around stopping in to say hi! Whether you're a long time lurker or a new face, please do feel encouraged to stop by!

Get Involved

As noted during the funfest, we couldn't exist without sponsors - and the original crew of the site can never be thanked enough for providing a safe haven where creativity is free to flow. But it also couldn't exist without you! Feeling the urge to create something? Fantastic! No matter the stage of practice, whether it's silly or serious, based on a game or wholly something new, we look forward to seeing what kind of things you might want to make!

Make Memories

Our large selection of events hopefully makes it easy to find and share moments with all your favorite fellow forumites, with nothing but the click of a button! By participating in such events, a non-zero number of community members have successfully made memories worth holding on to. We like to think of the forum as a bit of a Sanctuary, where silly stories and games rule supreme. So what are you waiting for? Whether it's the forum or Discord, stop by and say hi - you know you want to.

(* Note: The Starmen.net forum has a dedicated thread for introduction and "how are you" posts, and we are not responsible for any mod snark you may receive when asking about how to get a cool badge you saw on someone elses account.)

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